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any type of "fun Petra creation" and we will post it on this page.
Be creative, be ingenious, and be as crazy as you would like!
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John
Schlitt
Credit Card
By: Brian Berry |
Bob
Hartman
Credit Card
By: Brian Berry |
Louie
Weaver
Credit Card
By: Brian Berry |
On Fire
Credit Card
By: Brian Berry |
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Created by Daniel Espino
(Charly) of Mexico |
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Miscellaneous Funny Pix
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Bob & John - BUSTED!
By: Julie Sturgeon |
Valiant Men in Blue
By: David Gamble |
Agents Hartman & Schlitt
By: Julie Sturgeon |
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John at the
World Cup!
By: Luis Antonio
Gálvez Valle |
Your friendly
neighborhood
"Schlitter-Man"
By: Bert Wikkerink |
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John stars as
"Shaggy."
By: Luis Antonio
Gálvez Valle |
Petra Tour Bus
By: David Gamble |
Petra Caricature
By: Leandro Lemos
Oliveira |
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"John in Saudi Arabia"
by Julie Sturgeon |
By Martin Cantone |
Desktop Wallpapers:
FUN STUFF BUDDY ICONS:
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Revival icons
courtesy
Inpop
Records |
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Revival icons
thanks to
Dan Abbey |
FUN STUFF ART:
This is the fan section
of the webpage, so be involved!!! *Some available to
click for larger image
Created by Curt Jones:
Funny Re-written Song Lyrics:
Thanks to Scott Miller (aka RockMe), for his unique
sense of humor!
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Another lesser-known original
version--the version Bob abandoned when he decided to go
the fruit route.
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In the tradition of En Alabanza and in
the spirit of POD, Petra announces their next album:
Petra in Ebonics. Here is an excerpt, the Ebonic version
of "This Means War!", which will hopefully reach those
who might otherwise never hear the Word of God.
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St. Augustine's Grass
Just last night I had a very strange dream
Some guy was out mowing my lawn
He was out riding 'round on my John Deere
Leaving clippings everywhere that he'd gone
Yeah
I stood there staring in disbelief
As this guy continued cutting my grass
And I nearly lost it when
He waved at me on his second pass
Yes, he waved at me on his second pass (and . . .)
(Chorus) It's bugging me, how he cut the lawn
'Cause he did it wrong
Even I could see a better way
Not in circles but in straight lines
I was really glad that he didn't expect me to pay
Yeah
Turns out that man was Jesus Christ
He said my lawn was just like my life
Sometimes God, out of His great love,
Has got to cut us down to size (but . . .)
(Repeat chorus)
When I woke up I knew it was just a dream
It wasn't real no matter how real it seemed
I tried so hard to get it out of my mind
But I couldn't forget no matter how hard I tried ('cause
. . .)
(Repeat chorus)
The strange thing is I live in an apartment |
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You Goin Down!
Based on Romans 16:20, Isaiah 14:12-15
Yo, big bad Lucy, you was da man
Props to my bro, but homie blew it
G wid cream kep jackin fo mo
Ain't straight, but you's like Stevie Wonder, foo
Why you be trippin? Man, is so wack
You and da Man was so tight
Till He sez lay off and you jock His style
Now you and da boyz gotta jet
(Chorus) You goin down --
and everybody be poppin each other (know what I'm
sayin?)
Down -- and bote sides be talkin trash
You be so jacked, word up
But it's on till we all face da Man
You goin down
Then you start cop-blockin--you think you schooled im
Bustin a cap in da Man's only Son
Next thing you know, you be dissin my man Jesus
But Jesus ain't rollin out jus yet
(Repeat chorus)
Now you be runnin outta jive
Chillin till you ball out fa evah
But you still be trippin till yo last nickel bag
To wipe out da Man from da hood
(Repeat chorus)
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